The Legend Of Amelia/Transcript

(Intro Opens)

(Lamar falls into a hole while freelancing)

Lamar: What is this?

(Lamar stands back up and calls Levar and his team)

Levar: What is it?

Lamar: I fell into a hole and you guys really need to come check this out

Levar: What hole?

Lamar: I don't know it looks like some kind of ravine but you guys should come check this out

Levar: Okay then, I'm on my way.

(Later, Levar arrives, alongside Travis, David, Amelia, Keith, Kirin, and Junichiro, and Amelia brings some of her old high school friends)

Junichiro: What are you guys waiting on let's go

(the gang proceed down to it to discover what was down the ravine)

Lamar: Well it looks like this place was last settled sometime in like the 19th century by the looks of it.

David: Are you guys sure about going down here? Like we could get lost down here and not know our way back up.

Junichiro: What about the technology we have now? We can use that to find our way out, use our GPS tracking technologies on our phones.

David: Uh I guess you're right.

(The episode cuts to Y Levi's hotel room and zooms to it, where he is lying down watching football and a commercial for a robotic parrot appears on TV, interrupting it and annoying him)

Y Levi: What? Why do you have to cut to a commercial now?

Guy on commercial: Hey you, are you bored? Are you in for a companion but can't afford to get one? Well look no further, because you can purchase a robotic talking parrot that mimics speech! There are different colors to choose from and it only takes two Double A's! Call now and get one of these out of our office! Remember, we are limited in quantities, so don't wait until it's too late, call now and pay only $20 dollars!

Y Levi: Woah! a robotic talking parrot that mimics speech! I've got to get myself one of those!

(Levi proceeds to order a blue and white one, but after finishing, S Sean walks in)

S Sean: What are you doing?

Y Levi: Quiet, sean! I just ordered a talking robot parrot I saw on TV and now I can't stop thinking about it. I hope it comes so that I can have fun with it.

S Sean (in his head): Oh no, Levi's done bought a chatterbox! This will get very annoying after a while.

Y Levi: Dude why are you still standing there? Go somewhere else!

S Sean: Okay man you win.

(back to the ravine)

Levar: Hey look there's a main corridor that leads to some place. Let's go in here.

(the gang go in the long corridor)

Travis: Now with all these gems and the things that are somewhat still working here may indicate that this place is still being used. I hope we don't run into them.

Junichiro: We're not gonna run into no one, there's no way they could it's too deep.

Travis: No there might be an isolated underground tribe down here, it's not very safe going down here.

Junichiro: Well we haven't met anyone down here yet so I'm not scared of anything, plus I can defend myself in case of an encounter.

Travis: Junichiro that's not really a good idea

Lamar: You guys talking is definitely what's not safe, there might be traps down here.

Junichiro: Where? I haven't seen any

Levar: He just says there Might.

Junichiro: Oh. Well I'll be careful then.

(Back at Levi's motel room)

Y Levi: Sean I'm going to the convenience store to buy stuff I need you to wait out for my package to get here.

(S Sean begans angrily mumbling cartoon profanity and Y Levi leaves to go to the store)

S Sean: I can't believe he would even pay money for such a stupid crapbox, now I won't even sleep anymore if that thing talks through the night.

(Dolo and Ariel come home from a night out and knock to get in, and Sean opens it thinking that the package is here)

Ariel: Hey Sean where's Levi?

S Sean: *sigh* he went to the store; I'm still mad he spent money on some stupid chat box that mimics people. I rather hear Amelia singing in the shower than listen to some parrot.

Ariel: So he bought a robot parrot huh?

Sean: Yes but don't tell him I told you guys, because then he would be upset.

Lamar: I would not be surprised if we run into another wall, and let's see where we're at now from all this walking.

(Lamar pulls out his phone to see where they are)

Lamar: Woah we've done walked thirteen miles from the hole sight already, how long is this tunnel even supposed to be?

Travis: I don't know, but it looks like it goes about the same length as the Chesapeake Bay.

Keith: Well that can't be good! I can't walk too far from home!

Junichiro: But we haven't even finished! Let's see where it leads to.

Levar: The people that made this tunnel did a very good job at making it straight like it is, not many civilizations have this nowadays.

Amelia: There still aren't any places to sit, it hurts just to walk this long *breathes heavily*

Lamar: Uh hang on, there might be somewhere to sit down if we keep walking.

David: No man, this tunnel goes for so long, we should turn around now!

Amelia: No it's fine

David: Are you sure?

Amelia: Yes.

Junichiro: Perhaps we could sit down on those bricks there that haven't been used.

Amelia: Wow good thinking!

(S Sean lies down on the bed with his arms and legs spread out, jealous about Levi's robot parrot)

S Sean: Man when will this stupid package get here and I wish Levi would hurry up and get back I can't take this anymore.

(mailman knocks on door to deliver Levi's package. Relieved, Sean goes to open it)

(mailman communicates with sean while the robotic parrot left on jumps around yelling)

S Sean: Are you the guy with the parrot?

Mailman: Wait is this a parrot? Is that what this is?

S Sean: No man it's some tiny robotic parrot that my brother done spent money on

Mailman: Wow well it's been screaming and yelling around in the convoy on its way the whole time I think it was accidentally turned on when they placed it in and packed it up they did put batteries in it, but it's been screaming the whole time on its way here, but in like people language, I thought something got inside of it at first so I checked every... (mailman hits the box against the door frame once) Shut up! (mailman hits the box against the frame two more times) God damn it shut up!

S Sean: Uh I don't really want it

Mailman: Look bub I don't want it either and this is priority mail, so if I don't give this to you, then I might get fired, so you take it, and I'll head out.

S Sean: *sigh* fine I'll take it, of course Levi would be mad at me if I didn't take it. (Sean closes the door and proceeds to opening the box).

S Sean: Now I have to get this thing open, but I don't have anything to open it with, so I guess I'll just use my bare hands.

(Sean fights to get the bird out of the box)

S Sean: *grunts* Stop fighting me you damn bird!

(Levi's blue robot bird pops out of the box, spewing packing peanuts everywhere)

Robot Parrot: Wow man I couldn't breathe in there!

S Sean: But you're not real!!!

Robot Parrot: But you're not real!!!

S Sean: I know parrots mimic people...

Robot Parrot: I know parrots mimic people...

Ariel: Oh yeah, they really do mimic people...

Robot Parrot: Oh yeah, they really do mimic people...

S Sean: When's Levi ever coming back so he can get this stupid thing and I can live in quiet peace again?

Robot Parrot: When's Levi ever coming back so he can get this stupid thing and I can live in quiet peace again?

S Sean: CAN YOU STOP COPYING ME??

Robot Parrot: CAN YOU STOP COPYING ME?? (A member of the tribe notices the group and demands them to leave)

Tribe Member: What are you guys doing down here in our network?

Lamar: I can explain all of this, I accidentally landed myself down here and we were walking down this main corridor to see where it leads to.

Tribe Member: You do know that it's not safe for any of you guys to be down here, we've been living here since before the American Revolution and we adapted to this environment.

Lamar: Well I apologize for trespassing down here, and we will leave if you guys don't want us down here.

David: But it would take more miles to get back from where we landed, and I'm tired of walking already and I'm sweating.

Tribe Member: Well perhaps we could build you guys a raft and you guys could get back in the overworld from where y'all came from, perhaps I should consult other tribe members about this.

David: A raft? That certainly won't be any faster than walking.

Tribe Member: No wait, we have parts to make a motor and you guys could get out in a flash. It might not be the best motor, but it would get the job done. You know what, there's even a boat room containing boats that we collected over the years. They're not the best of boats, but they'll get the job done.

Lamar: Well that does sound good to us, we'll take the offer.

Tribe Member: Alright, it's not far from where you guys are now I was just walking this way to get a raft that I lost. But since you guys are willing to get out, maybe you guys could walk a few more miles, I know you guys are sweating from all this heat down here.

David: Are you sure these boats will fit all of us?

Tribe Member: Of course S Sean: I hope Levi gets back soon

(Levi opens the door and comes back in)

S Sean: It's about time!

Y Levi: Sorry bro I had to get more than what I needed due to coupons that couldn't be waisted... Hey my thing came!!

(Levi becomes excited and speaks to the robotic parrot)

Y Levi: My parrot came!

Robot Parrot: My parrot came!

S Sean: Yeah, but don't you think that they can get annoying after a while?

Robot Parrot: Yeah, but don't you think that they can get annoying after a while?

Y Levi: I still need to read the manual on how to turn it off, let me go get it (walks around to find manual)

Robot Parrot: I still need to read the manual on how to turn it off, let me go get it

S Sean: They might repeat noises from outside if left on all night

Robot Parrot: They might repeat noises from outside if left on all night

Y Levi: Shoot I can't find it

Robot Parrot: Shoot I can't find it

S Sean: Is there a way to turn it off temporarily or something?

Robot Parrot: Is there a way to turn it off temporarily or something? RAWK!

Y Levi: I don't know dude I haven't found an off switch yet and I can't find the manual for it.

Robot Parrot: I don't know dude I haven't found an off switch yet and I can't find the manual for it.

S Sean: Well it can get annoying after...

(Y Levi hits the parrot on its back with his hand closed)

S Sean: Why did you hit him?

Y Levi: I don't know I was trying to find the off switch

S Sean: Wait he stopped repeating what we say.

Y Levi: Huh, so the off switch is located on its back, and it appears to be a pressure pad or something.

S Sean: Why couldn't they just put a switch on it so that you could turn it off like that? It's certainly better than just hitting it, because it might break it.

Y Levi: Can you say something? Ball, beach, Levi?

S Sean: Dude he stopped repeating, turn him back on

(Levi hits the parrot on its back again to turn it back on)

Y Levi: There

Robot Parrot: There

(Levi hits it again to turn it off again)

Y Levi: Remember that.