A Need Of Oil/Transcript

Cold Open
(The episode opens in Lamar's dream with Lamar, Juice Wrld, XXXTentacion, and Kobe Bryant with his daughter in some form of heavenly dimension)

Lamar: I never got to see you guys in person but at least we're here

Kobe: Yeah, but we're always going to be here

Juice Wrld: You guys wanna jam?

Lamar: Sure!

(The guys go to a nearby park shelter to jam)

Juice Wrld: Lamar you got your guitar?

Lamar: yep (Lamar grabs his stratocaster and starts playing it)

Kobe: I better get mine out too (kobe gets his guitar out and plays it)

Lamar: Now this is a good time here

Kobe: It sure is lamar, it sure is.

(5 seconds in, Lamar loses control of his guitar and accidentally starts rocking)

Lamar: (wakes up from his dream) What in the name of...

(S Sean in the living room jamming Lamar's guitar)

Lamar: (furious) SEAN!

S Sean: uh oh

(Intro plays)

Lamar: Dude have you lost your mind? (Lamar snatches the guitar from Sean)

S Sean: Aren't you supposed to wait until I'm done first? I was having fun here

Lamar: Sean, how many times have I told you, this guitar is not a toy. This is a 1956 fender strato... (Lamar smells some odor from the guitar) Have you been playing this thing with your feet?

S Sean: Ugh, no, it's cheese.

Lamar: (stares) Sean, why would there ever be cheese on my guitar?

S Sean: Because it's funny, I've been watching Rollin's Comedies and it said try it.

Lamar: Just because Rollin does something doesn't mean that you can repeat it using my guitar. I have told you more than a dozen times that this guitar is not to be played with, it's not a toy. It's a prized possession that I got from a friend.

S Sean: I don't get why you love that guitar, it's really only just a bunch of wood and some strings.

Lamar: What? Sean. This guitar, is more than just that, it's a being. My friend got this from someone in Germany and I'm trying to keep it in pristine condition okay? Just don't touch it anymore.

S Sean: Okay bro whatever. (Lamar hangs the guitar back in the closet) (Sean is in the backyard with Dolo, Y Levi, David, Keith, and Amelia while Sean boards Lamar's new mower

S Sean: Hey guys check this out (starts mocking Lamar) I'm Lamar Brown the professional bounty hunter, Shut up Levi!

David: (in his backyard) Do Hank Hill Next

S Sean: Okay! ''(proceeds to do Hank Hill) My name's hank hill and I sell propane and propane accessories! Shut up Dale!''

(Sean accidentally releases the break and turns right, hitting Lamar's Cadillac Escalade and causing it's horn to go off)

Lamar: (Wakes up in his bed from a dream after Sean crashes into Lamar's Escalade) Aaah! Kobe no that's a one way street! (Gets up and goes outside) Crap Sean, what happened to my truck?

S Sean: Your mower hit it

Lamar: (Goes to open the hood) Well maybe I oughta send my mower to court for car vandalism!

Y Levi: Anything wrong there Lamar?

Lamar: No just a possible ding to my bumper

Junichiro: (Walks to Lamar's truck) Sounds like your mower's going off!

Lamar: You really think so?

Junichiro: Aah yeah

(Jason, Lapis, Leon Lapis, Selma, Miles, and Sean Myers come to the scene)